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"You Better Fix My Life" Funny Retro Martini Magnet – 2.5x3.5” Sassy Vintage-Style Fridge Magnet

Sale price$6.00


Classy. Unbothered. Slightly unhinged. This vintage-inspired magnet features a glam 1960s woman staring down her martini like it’s her therapist, life coach, and bartender rolled into one. The punchline?
"You better fix my entire life, you little sh*t."
A whole mood in 2.5"x3.5" of glossy magnet sass.

Perfect for anyone who copes with chaos via cocktails, sarcasm, and pearls. Makes a killer gift for your friend who’s barely holding it together—but doing it in style.

Product Details:
• Size: 2.5" x 3.5"
• Bold, full-color glossy finish
• Strong full magnetic back
• Handmade in the USA

Why You’ll Love It:
– A+ in dark humor and vintage glam
– Fits perfectly on fridges, bar carts & office cabinets
– The ideal gift for your fabulous, frazzled friend

"You Better Fix My Life" Funny Retro Martini Magnet – 2.5x3.5” Sassy Vintage-Style Fridge Magnet
"You Better Fix My Life" Funny Retro Martini Magnet – 2.5x3.5” Sassy Vintage-Style Fridge Magnet Sale price$6.00

Additional Information

  • Easy Customization: Our user-friendly upload system makes it simple to send us your images—no technical skills required!
  • Perfect Gift Idea: Great for birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, or just because.
  • Have an idea for a Custom set? Our team can help you achieve your creative vision.
  • Bulk Orders Welcome: Planning a big event? Contact us for special pricing on larger quantities.

Hand made in USA

Each image is printed and pressed into a magnet in our studio in New Hampshire.

Fast Shipping

Orders are pressed, packed and shipped via USPS 1-2 days after your order is placed.

Customer service

Our team is ready to answer any questions or assist with a custom request.

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